I got this important announcement recently. Just in case your’s got stuck in the time-mail-tube, I thought I’d share. Enjoy.
Charlee
Office of Olde Earth Sexxoring Commission
111 Raunchdeo Place
Former State of Nebraska Avenue
OE 000000123456
For Immediate Release
Attention Olde Earth Citizens: Announcing the most hilarious futuristic sexxoring adventure of the century!
THE ADVENTURES OF MARI SHU
By Jody Wallace
Release Date: October 2014 (Meankitty Publishing)
Genre: Interactive SFR + Erotic Romance Spoof
Length: Amazingly huge (but published in volumes)
Rating: Adults with a sick sense of humor
About the Series
Mari Shu, a factory drudge in the year 4000-something, must choose how to protect her sisters, her purity, and her own conscience in a bleak futuristic society that’s been polluted by smog, rampant commercialism, tacky jumpsuits, sexual perversions, unjust socioeconomics, interstellar travel, and inconsistent use of the Oxford comma.
WARNING!
THE ADVENTURES OF MARI SHU contains offensive material. Buttloads and boatloads of offensive, vulgar, disrespectful, and possibly triggering material. Sexual, political, economic, racial, physical, typographical, religious—really, trying to hit all the big ones.
The first two adventures are:
Buy It Now Links
Amazon :: Smashwords
About the Author
Jody Wallace grew up in the present day United States in a very rural area. Okay, not present day, but, you know, in the past couple of decades. She went to school a long time and ended up with a Master’s Degree in Creative Writing and loafing. Her meatloafs, in particular, are stellar. Her resume includes English instructor, technical documents editor, market analyst, and general, all around pain in the butt.
Ms. Wallace’s approach to writing is to tell as many outlandish lies as she can get her readers to swallow. That trait is really on display in her SFR spoof, THE ADVENTURES OF MARI SHU.
P.S. If you do nothing else today, you should go to Jody’s website and read the “quotes” for this book. Go now!
P.S.S. I’m also wondering exactly how the words “interactive” and “erotic” go together on the series cover? Hmm….?
Bow chicka bow bowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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