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Announcement from the Office of Olde Earth Sexxoring

I got this important announcement recently. Just in case your’s got stuck in the time-mail-tube, I thought I’d share. Enjoy.

Charlee


 

Office of Olde Earth Sexxoring Commission
111 Raunchdeo Place
Former State of Nebraska Avenue
OE 000000123456

For Immediate Release

AdventuresofMariShu_seriescoverAttention Olde Earth Citizens: Announcing the most hilarious futuristic sexxoring adventure of the century!

THE ADVENTURES OF MARI SHU

By Jody Wallace

Release Date: October 2014 (Meankitty Publishing)

Genre: Interactive SFR + Erotic Romance Spoof

Length: Amazingly huge (but published in volumes)

Rating: Adults with a sick sense of humor

About the Series

Mari Shu, a factory drudge in the year 4000-something, must choose how to protect her sisters, her purity, and her own conscience in a bleak futuristic society that’s been polluted by smog, rampant commercialism, tacky jumpsuits, sexual perversions, unjust socioeconomics, interstellar travel, and inconsistent use of the Oxford comma.

WARNING!

THE ADVENTURES OF MARI SHU contains offensive material. Buttloads and boatloads of offensive, vulgar, disrespectful, and possibly triggering material. Sexual, political, economic, racial, physical, typographical, religious—really, trying to hit all the big ones.

The first two adventures are:

MariShu_EarthboundPassion

Earthbound Passion

MariShu_MartianConquest

Martian Conquest

Buy It Now Links

Amazon :: Smashwords

About the Author

Jody Wallace grew up in the present day United States in a very rural area. Okay, not present day, but, you know, in the past couple of decades. She went to school a long time and ended up with a Master’s Degree in Creative Writing and loafing. Her meatloafs, in particular, are stellar. Her resume includes English instructor, technical documents editor, market analyst, and general, all around pain in the butt.

Ms. Wallace’s approach to writing is to tell as many outlandish lies as she can get her readers to swallow. That trait is really on display in her SFR spoof, THE ADVENTURES OF MARI SHU.


 

P.S. If you do nothing else today, you should go to Jody’s website and read the “quotes” for this book.  Go now!

P.S.S. I’m also wondering exactly how the words “interactive” and “erotic” go together on the series cover? Hmm….?

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