Today’s post is totally frivolous, I admit it. With that being said, I love fashion. I may not be able to afford Haute Couture but that doesn’t mean I don’t dress well.If you’re a werewolf can you really afford to spend a lot of money on clothes?
OK so let this take this step by step shall we?
In werewolf myth when a werewolf takes its wolf form, the change can be immediate and violent. Often causing the individual to shred their clothing in the process. Is this why werewolves have a reputation for having violent temper?
I think it’s part of the reason. Think about it. If I had to change without warning last Saturday and I ripped my new Calvin Klein dress to shreds I’d be pissed off too. And you can bet your behind, that the person that made my change necessary was going to pay for it on top of the main reason as well.
What brought this up you ask? Well I was looking around some of my favorite fashion blogs and I knew I had to write this post. When I came across an article on Christian Louboutin, you know the designer of those gloriously beautiful shoes, that cost a lot (understatement, I know), this is what popped into my head.
Can you imagine losing a pair of those because of a challenge fight or because of an attack?
Oh but wait, I’m forgetting about the guys! Could you imagine having to explain why you have no pants to a random stranger or that you’re just trying to get back to your car where you actually have clothes (that goes for both guys and girls).
Even though werewolves are supposed to be in awesome shape, I think the police would still frown on public nudity. I’m pretty sure only females might be able to get away with the damsel in distress.
So what do you think? Can werewolves be clothes horses?
I think so but it would take a lot of money.